April O' Neil

When you're a news reporter, you become friends with a group of mutant ninjas. When you become friends with a group of mutant ninjas, you become a target for they're enemies. When you become a target for they're enemies, you end up getting kidnapped a lot. When you end up getting kidnapped a lot, you become tired of being a damsel in distress. When you become tired of being a damsel in distress, you take karate lessons. When you take karate lessons, you grow a sense of confidence and pride. When you grow a sense of confidence and pride, you want to take the bad guy's head on. When you want to take the bad guy's head on, you get captured once again and when you get captured once again, you end up on my DA gallery.

Don't end up on my DA gallery. Stay a damsel.